woke me up so early on a saturday morning? why do you think so?
2007-03-31 02:30:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
duh - it's early on a saturday morning, i'm just trying to put some purpose to it - and seeing how creative you can be with your answers! so far you lose
2007-03-31 02:35:06 · update #1
DAVE I THINK I LOVE YOU!
2007-03-31 02:36:53 · update #2
golden - i must be decieved as well since i agree with don. oops
2007-03-31 02:42:55 · update #3
They both did. They wanted a threesome & they wanted you to make them breakfast! You already knew that from the last question!
2007-03-31 02:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-03-31 09:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
God woke you up. He gives you the breath to breathe and makes your heart continue to beat. If satan had the power, he would destroy all who don't know Jesus so they could go on to hell. That is satan's purpose, to try to prevent all from coming to Jesus.
2007-03-31 09:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by clintea 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan did it as apart of Gods plan for you life... Congratulations
2007-03-31 09:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by rockinweazel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither, you just couldn't wait to get on Yahoo answers to ask silly questions.
2007-03-31 09:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sharon M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Lord Satan works in mysterious ways..........
2007-03-31 09:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Praetorian 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enough already with the wake up questions.
2007-03-31 09:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan...after all, he is here to torture people by waking them up waaay to early!
2007-03-31 09:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both, cuz they both wanted a little before breakfast. LOL
2007-03-31 09:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Were they in your stomach b4 u took the dump?
2007-03-31 09:39:43 · answer #10 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋