wake me up so early on a saturday morning?
2007-03-31 02:20:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no dave, but i have a 5' long iguana named Taco - but he didn't wake me up
2007-03-31 02:24:15 · update #1
ahh fatez that won't get you a best answer! i was hoping for a little more creativity!
2007-03-31 02:28:32 · update #2
Satan would rather you go take a pill, go back to bed, and shut the hell up because he's got a hangover.
2007-03-31 02:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by the_contrarian 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He did? Damn Satan...he's gotta realise saturday's are not the days to wake people up early!
2007-03-31 09:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, were you awakened by something poking the lower portion of your back? LOL Perhaps he did so in hopes of getting a little before breakfast. LOL
2007-03-31 09:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To post such dumb questions and waste 5 points.
Thanks for the 2 points.
2007-03-31 09:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by Fatez 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan is a bad guy, but you can't blame him for everything.
Does nothing happen because of YOUR doing?
2007-03-31 09:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mistaken identity.
2007-03-31 09:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by onelm0 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Satan hates you.
2007-03-31 09:23:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's searching for the weak to do his dirty work for him.
Repeating the Lord's Prayer will send him back to where he belong.
2007-03-31 09:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by Cricket 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that your cat's name? Satan?
2007-03-31 09:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know satan? cool man. be careful not to get too close.
2007-03-31 09:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by duh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋