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I want to move out of the room I'm presently living in. When I move out I want to leave a large amount of some sort of disgusting insects behind for instance stink bugs. Any suggestions on how I can quietly do this and what kind of bug I can use?

2007-03-31 01:58:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

10 answers

By all means, leave behind some nasty stinking garbage of a mess so you can open yourself to all kinds of retribution, lawsuits or even perhaps criminal charges. Don't do anything to get back at your roommates, your obviously moving out to get away from them so doing something to get back at them is just going to invite them to continue to be a part of your life.

2007-03-31 07:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by terrorfex01 5 · 1 0

I don't have any suggestions that haven't already been listed. But I just wanted to let you know that if you live on a college campus, you can be slapped with a heavy damage fee for them to get rid of the smell. They may attribute bugs to be a building problem, so you won't have to pay for that one

2007-03-31 03:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by simplynxplicable@verizon.net 3 · 0 0

hmmm... sounds fun. i wonder what they did to you...
well, you should get a kind of bug you can get easily in your area. i dunno...

a few suggestions:
- pillows
- coffee jars
- shampoo or shower gel bottles
- drawers or cupboards
- cereal boxes
- in their laundry
- in between their clothes
- squash some up between their books
- the toilet bowl with the cover closed
- bake a cake with the bugs as the main ingredient
- put some in their handbags or luggage bags
- under the blankets or bedsheets


do this when they're all out of the house or somewhere else. you better get out of town on the same day!

lol. reminds me of kelly clarkson's "since u been gone' video.
make sure you really trash the place!

2007-03-31 02:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by greenmonster 2 · 0 0

Leave partially open cans of sardines behind. Should be really stinky and attract lotsa bad bugs. But dont give your roomies your forwarding address.

2007-03-31 02:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by steve_selke 1 · 0 0

I got an email about a pissed off ex-wife who left old sardines inside the curtain rods and shower rods! Good luck!

2007-03-31 13:48:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bird activist 2 · 0 0

forget the bugs use sardines and oysters hide them in the curtain rods and the heater vents. pour hamburger juice on the curtains.

2007-03-31 02:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am sure that they will be as glad to see the last of you as you will be of them....

But you said roommates.. plural.. there are more of them than there are of you, so unless you are leaving the country immediately, make sure you never sit with your back to the door or leave your vehicle unguarded....

2007-04-02 19:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by endorable 4 · 0 0

you can buy pet cockroaches. mice are a good one. they have 2-20 babies every 3 weeeks and females are constantly pregnant.

2007-03-31 02:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get cockroaches, spiders, and mice. Hide them in places your roommate won't look it, and put jelly in their bed.

What did your roommate do to you?

2007-03-31 03:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Firefly 5 · 0 0

Use cockroaches lol

2007-03-31 02:02:44 · answer #10 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0 0

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