2007-03-31 00:47:07 · 29 answers · asked by Max 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was drinking tea.
You owe me a keyboard.
2007-03-31 00:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I know for a fact that many supermarkets employ dwarfs, they live directly beneath the doors....and actually pull down a good salary, and get 10% off the groceries. I found this out when I applied to be a "door puller", but was told that I was too tall.
2007-03-31 00:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever noticed how supermarkets have become a sort of secular place of worship. Ummm if you think about it in perhaps a diverse way. Anyhow I don't think God has that much to do with them just loves the people that use them.
2007-03-31 01:48:45 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waldo. He used to pull a rickshaw in downtown Jakarta, but lost an eye at a cockfight, so now he opens doors with his one remaining good arm. He lost the other one to a great white shark in the waters off Kuala Lampur back in 03. He works for tips.
2007-03-31 01:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Science.
2007-03-31 01:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Telekinesis!!
Clients waiting to come in or out, by looking at the doors and wishing they open, oooops! there it goes, because of their glance and wish, the door opens. Simple.
Now, I am going to the jewellery shop , willing and eager for a success of this magic...
2007-03-31 00:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
We have open-air markets in the tropical Washington, D.C. metro area, without doors.
2007-03-31 00:54:42 · answer #7 · answered by carson123 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is a vey good point, the door won't open for you if you don't have a soul so i guess it must be God.
2007-03-31 00:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by VV 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The little elves in the roof that are tied to a tread mill that connects to the rollers that open it.
2007-03-31 00:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The same guy who opens my garage door.
2007-03-31 00:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Invisible Pixies of course!
2007-03-31 01:02:11 · answer #11 · answered by John Trent 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋