Please don't take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor...... he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!
Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground... hauls himself up.... falls down....
Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"
The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"
"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called.... says you've left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"
2007-03-30 22:50:29 · 21 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive said it many times but ima say it again..im a FAAN OF YOURS!!!
2007-03-30 22:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehehehe. Here's one kinda like that one.
One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.
Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.
She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.
"Why is that?" he asked.
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
2007-03-31 05:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by omnisource 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Risky joke brother!
2007-03-31 05:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheelchair users, do have a sense of humour...... and it wasn't particularly offensive
Made me laugh
2007-03-31 07:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jules 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thank god someone is funny here today!!! thats pure gold mate!!!!
oh and omnisource nice one man 10 points to u my friend
2007-03-31 06:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Not PC, but funny!
2007-03-31 05:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great bar joke is right!!!
2007-03-31 06:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
=)
2007-03-31 05:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by XéêèÑãß 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha lol omg that is funny thank you
2007-03-31 06:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad and no offence taken.
2007-03-31 05:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋