Does anybody know more jokes like this one?

Question

"What does S-I-L-K spell?"
"Silk"
"What do cows drink?"
"Milk"
"Wrong water!"

Does anybody know any more jokes like these where you can trick a person into saying the wrong answer by tricking their brain prior to asking the question? I have heard some jokes along these lines involving what is aluminum foil made out of, what is a green house made of, what do you put in a toaster, you are the bus driver and where does a rooster lay its eggs etc but does anybody know any more of these jokes along these line? Anything would help. Thanks --- Jeff

Answer 1

Here's a 5 parter that always works...don't ask me why.

1. Pronounce T-W-A (Twa)

2. Pronounce T-W-E (twee)

3. Pronounce T-W-I (Twy)

4. Pronounce T-W-O (Twoe)

5. How much is 1 plus 1? (TWO)

Answer 2

spell fin
spell pin
spell men
what's an aluminum can made out of?
"tin"