2007-03-30 16:52:41 · 11 answers · asked by The Jesus Mohammed Buddha Gimp 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
okay......
2007-03-30 16:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by Zorro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's an ugly one, like the "Dawn of the Dead" type. Then your god may say to itself: "What the F**k is that meat-puppet doing?!"
You can redeem your soul by making it do your laundry and make your dinner.
2007-03-30 17:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by zentularis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT is midnight, EST. The trolls seem to come out at this hour.
BTW. God won't be angry if you bring disgrace upon yourself. He might find self-loathing a suitable state for this phase in your spiritual development.
2007-03-30 16:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by poweranni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to disappoint you if you're into necrophilia, but zombies are not really dead, just brain-dead.
2007-03-30 16:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jezus roolz! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* actually God loves you because he created you * but He will honor your idiotic choice to burn down under ;
if thats what you choose to do - and by the sounds of your "intelligent" question -
it sounds like your testing Him; i wouldnt do that if i were you
2007-03-30 17:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Toni C *prayer is the answer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are falling right into the evil ones pocket.
2007-03-30 16:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-30 16:56:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with that.
2007-03-30 16:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure glad I'm not your next door neighbor...
At least, I think I'm not...
2007-03-30 16:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your spouse might.
Or, s/he might be turned on...
Hmmm.....
2007-03-30 16:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... he would just laugh!!
2007-03-30 16:57:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋