2007-03-30 16:11:19 · 13 answers · asked by crazy freak 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
Pile up chairs in front of a closed door in a position to fall when opened(metal chairs make much noise and hurt.) When he\she walks into the room tell the entire class to burst into laughter; Place a thumbtack on his\her chair; rearrange anything possible while they are out of the room; Place loud, annoying, battery-powered alarm clocks hidden in varios places throughout the room(away from you of course) and set them to go off at either different times throughout the day or all spontaneously.
2007-03-30 16:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by simplypsycho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become homeless and live under a bridge...
You should wait a few years after you have your own children to get your revenge though.. that way your teacher will be able to see how much of a life you really gave up just to get revenge.. and .. you might change your mind and realize that the teacher did nothing that warrants vengeance.
Just like the space program... you are being taught by the "lowest bidder" since people who really want money and are not interested in making the world a better place would never think of Teaching as a career.
2007-03-30 23:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You get three mice and make a little sash or vest for each one and number them 1,2, and 4. Turn them loose in the room and watch how long everyone looks for #3. Do make sure to 'rescue' the class by recapturing the three mice and letting the others look for the missing #3.
I did this with the help of a friend (whose cat had kittens) using a few kittens. Kittens went to good homes of 'helpful' students and poor #3 was never found.
2007-03-31 01:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by jojo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you always get what you give. pray each day that the teacher wins a lot of money, gets a promotion at another location, wins a trip around the world and is dancing and humming all the time. each day
pretend the teacher is surrounded by pink clouds.
ask the teacher for help in your subject then become an expert. say nice things to others about the teacher and give a secret greeting card.
2007-03-30 23:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by jimhicks36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the first answer...there would be no better revenge on a teacher than that if revenge needed to be gotten...
by why do you need to get revenge on a teacher?...
i know i don't know the whole story here but i hope you don't do anything stupid or violent or something that can really harm this person...there's too many stories out there today of kids beating teachers, damaging their property, etc...teachers are here to teach us and be sure that we learn what we need to know...they should be respected...
whatever the scenario, i hope you take the high road here...
good luck!
2007-03-30 23:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by jamie k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't
Just show the teacher what your made of. She'll respect you.
If you teacher is simply too unreasonable hope for a better one next year that really cares to teach.
2007-03-30 23:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with all those above who have told you that you should work harder and make the teacher eat his / her own words by coming out with very high marks and showing everyone that you have it in you to do the best when you set your mind to it.
2007-03-30 23:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do the unexpected. go to school to learn and follow directions, the teacher have a hard enough time with there low pay, and then having to babysit children that decide to be problems at school.
2007-03-30 23:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Angel.. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass the spelling test and say HA!
2007-03-31 00:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by loololol 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pay attention in class, it will irritate them more than any revenge. They will wonder what you are up to.
2007-03-30 23:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by Belle 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋