rules
must be credible
no copying
can use lie told before
no racial content, if you must
2007-03-30 13:49:06 · 35 answers · asked by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best lie goes onto final round which will be like in 3 DAYS
2007-03-30 14:29:31 · update #1
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
2007-03-30 13:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ponch 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am the next President of the United States.
2007-03-30 13:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After doing ur mom in a police station i grabbed a taco and headed for the border! i was attacked by a pack of flamingos who gang raped a dog in compton. I also found out that Oprah planned nine eevan because she and condoleeza are having a lesbian love affair in the back of your pick up truck. Taco bells mexican employees ar ethe cause of ecoli cuz they are peeing on our lettuce. woooooooooo
2007-03-30 13:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by chica</3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I found Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.
2007-03-30 14:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am on the pill in the same conversation as I don't want kids and no I am too young to get married
2007-03-30 13:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My name is Yahoan Serz. I am a police officer in Northern Michigan. I know you are a Murderer so you can just give it up right now before I call the police!
Good one, right? ♥
2007-03-30 14:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an eleven year old hobo, who is best friends with a rich b***h, has 7 stepmoms, 9 step,step dads, and I like eating peanut butter even though I'm allergic.
2007-03-30 14:04:28 · answer #7 · answered by I am not ok 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
um, babe i can't go out with you
because im in the witness protection program
and I know that you love me and stuff
but unless you wanna be shot by ACHMED!
i need to break up
i won't see you around b/c im being transferred to Southern Africa ...
so,.... um have a good life
2007-03-30 13:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tapped into the pentagon's servers and have a missle ready to blast the crap out of your neighborhood unless i get the ten points. :) have a nice day.
2007-03-30 13:57:33 · answer #9 · answered by Colton 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im not gonna answer this..
HAHA, see its a lie...
Plus, didnt another person just ask this question like five seconds ago...
2007-03-30 13:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just stole the police car, and I'm on their laptop in the car answering your question. I know your social security number and your real name and phone number.
2007-03-30 13:51:52 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋