2007-03-30 12:53:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It would seem He can.
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2007-03-30 12:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NBA ALL STAR SLAM DUNK SPRITE COMPETITION:
God makes an alley hoop from the empier state building and flies, catches the ball in midair, makes a 360 rotation and a triple 180 clutch under his legs then slams the ball with such power that he causes an earthquake in Japan.
God's score:
10 -10 - 10 -10 -10
2007-03-30 20:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by HarrisonZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would slam dunk the ball two times in one try, land, jump again to the other end of the court and do a 720 slam and land on top of the backboard.
2007-03-30 19:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by lyoung17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God played basketball, he wouldn't show up for the games because he would have better things to do. His team would have won before the game even started.
2007-03-30 20:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by poweranni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only could he dunk, but he would shoot free throws, from the other line.
2007-03-30 19:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God felt the way I do he'd turn you into a basketball.
2007-03-30 19:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
White men can't jump. And I've heard that God is White.
2007-03-30 19:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by FaceFullofFashion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, God got no game.
2007-03-30 19:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
of cousre, and stuart scott would come up with some great nick-name for it too......
like....
wrath from above!! show me some love !!!!
that guy just got redeemed so hard his whole family felt it!!!
booyeah!!
2007-03-30 19:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure wouldn't want to be there when he does. He's not wearing underpants under his robe.
2007-03-30 19:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋