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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. He decides to save money and be the hatchet man himself.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up the guy and asks "and how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

The guy chuckled and walked out.

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters "Pizza delivery guy".

2007-03-30 10:09:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

haha...that was a decent joke for its length, but wouldn't the ceo realize that no one makes 200 a week at a company job, ne way nice joke, keep em comin...

2007-03-30 10:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by jon f 4 · 1 0

thats funny 10 plus

2007-03-30 17:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

Funny.. some of the comments made me laugh too, but the I felt pity....

2007-03-30 17:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mark B 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

2007-03-30 17:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

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2007-04-03 01:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by dericka 1 · 0 0

anybody who is stupid enough to pay over $30 for a pizza, let alone $200 for one, is someone who I outta smack around for making such a stupid decision.

2007-03-30 17:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I dont get it. Why'd he say pizza delivery guy?

2007-03-30 17:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

LOL... That's good... gonna have to share that with my friend

2007-03-30 17:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by Christine H 5 · 0 0

too bad you gave away the punch line in your header.

2007-03-30 17:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by lukkyB22 3 · 2 1

ha ha. that is great. but isnt really a question.

2007-03-30 17:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by mac_addict 3 · 0 0

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