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2007-03-30 10:07:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-30 10:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Asian Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good joke! 10!
2007-03-30 10:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome 10
2007-03-30 10:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are cute
2007-03-30 10:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Lawd! LOL. LOL.
2007-04-03 01:56:28 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-03-30 10:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious!!
2007-04-03 11:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by ~* 3 Months Prego*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! :D
2007-03-30 10:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ratties!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋