Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it
in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales
of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I
was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are! "A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
2007-03-30 08:12:58 · 10 answers · asked by Pastor Biker 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO, Funny GOD BLESS YOU
2007-03-30 09:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's like the woman who ran after she thought she heared
the preacher on the corner hollar
HE'S GOT AN ACTS (AX) AND 2.38
(TWO 38 REVOLVERS)
2007-03-30 08:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by manoman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How cute and thank you we need more laughter and love in the world and christian community.
2007-03-30 08:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by encourager4God 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the one about the parrot and the priest in the whore-house?
2007-03-30 08:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funnny Rob....think I'll send it to my Pastor. He's always surfing the net for jokes he can use in his teaching. Thanks for sharing...
2007-03-31 02:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL--I've heard this one before but it's still funny
2007-03-30 08:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God has a good sense of humor. Doesn't He?
2007-03-30 08:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for this!
Yes -I do remember...and miss it much!
2007-03-30 08:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
alright!
2007-03-30 08:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...
2007-03-30 08:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋