What to you call a two-legged cow?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Corny I know, but I think's its funny.
2007-03-30 07:19:04 · 18 answers · asked by Fuzzy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You should steer your son to something besides cows. Even though he will think it's bull, he will probably meat you halfway and steak his claim to an udder topic. Just butcher mind to it. Sorry for milking this. My calf hurts, so I was looking for a distraction. It veals pretty bad.
2007-03-30 07:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww.Those jokes are so cute.I will use them sometime.Oh and heres one for ya.What starts with p ends with e and has thousands of letters in it?
Post office.
2007-03-30 14:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. I may "borrow" your sons jokes to tell the kids at work!
2007-03-30 14:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Laura H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?
They ended up in a tie.
2007-03-30 14:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's too cute, you didn't happen to say how old he is but that's great that he has developed a sweet sense of humour. What's not to love!!!!
2007-03-30 14:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by Bubble S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really funny. My dad used to tell me that one when I was little.
2007-03-30 14:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by hullyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny but cute! Ha Ha!
2007-03-30 17:19:11 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a child telling that joke, is cute.
2007-03-30 14:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not funny i shouldnt had wated my points on this question.even though it is a little kids joke i am up here to hear real FUNNY jokes.ones that you can say lol to.
2007-03-30 14:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by ℜoy and Zooted♣ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute
2007-03-30 14:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by bubles*pop* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋