Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a p!ss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you would let me go p!ss, you'd be a ten!!!"
2007-03-30 06:49:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
gotta luv that kid!
2007-03-30 06:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
love the little johnny jokes nothing beats them
2007-03-30 06:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by boybellend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-30 10:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I just love 'Little Johnny.'
2007-03-30 07:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Lol. That was funny. Urinate..... I say your an eleven!
2007-03-30 06:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG OMG OMG thats hilarious ! im still laughing now ! it reminds me of my bro TWO THUMBS UP AND 10/10
I NO A GOOD JOKE WHEN I HEAR ONE AND THAT WAS GREAT !!!!!
2007-03-30 07:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Roe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand what you mean by an eight or ten is it really rude cause I don't get it!?!?
2007-03-30 06:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Salsa034848 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your an eight= urinate . say it aloud.
not really that funny.
2007-03-30 06:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent I'll use that one
2007-03-30 06:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-30 06:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by Michael b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋