Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
2007-03-30 06:36:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I love Little Johnny so much I feel like adopting him.
2007-03-30 08:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Giggle ... I haven't heard that one before!!!
Here's one you might like, check it out:
"Little Johnny's Time of the Month"
Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings a box of tampons to the register.
The cashier looks at the boy and says, "Hi. Are these for your mom?"
Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says, "Umm, no."
The cashier says, "Oh. Then they're for your sister?"
Little Johnny says, "uh-unh."
The cashier, now a bit curious, says, "Oh. Then they must be for your granny!"
Little Johnny says, "Nope."
The cashier is now really confused. Finally she asks, "Well, what are you going to do with them?"
Little Johnny says, "Well, I'm not sure yet. But on TV, they said if I buy these I can go fishing and swimming and horseback riding!"
2007-03-30 13:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
LOL I like Giggly Gs too
2007-03-30 14:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by beachladyjenn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao clever joke
sick but funny hahaha
2007-03-30 13:42:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You just get better, 10/10+star,well done. x
2007-03-30 15:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol roflmao
xXx u get a star dude
2007-03-30 14:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by x yasmine x 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Real Real Real good!
2007-03-30 13:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by Lewis C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao
2007-03-31 10:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by IMNOTOKAY!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
gw
2007-03-30 13:42:43 · answer #9 · answered by georgewallace78 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
now that was funny
2007-03-30 14:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋