Do you have any funny dog stories?

Answer 1

So we were dog sitting our friends dog and we had a 3 month old puppy ourselves. The puppy would try to get up the stairs, but fall down and whine. We would try to get him to climb, but he would just try fail and whimper. So we needed to run an errand so we tied the friends dog up upstairs and left our puppy downstairs because he couldn't get up the stairs anyway. When we came home there was shredded paper and plants and dirt everywhere in the house. Upstairs we looked at our friends dog and he looks at us like, "Hey I'm tied up. How could I possibly do that." We looked at our puppy downstairs and he gives us this look like, "I can't even get up the stairs how could I have done that." After cleaning up we found the smoking gun upstairs. A toilet paper roll with little puppy tooth prints.

That stinker could get up the stairs the entire time but acted like he couldn't for the right moment. Sneaky.

Answer 2

My rat terrier will be turning 1 on April 1st but when we got him it was before we had snow. (Live in Minnesota) Well when we got our first snow fall, I took him out to go potty. When he saw the white stuff on the steps he didn't want to go out. Finally i got him out and he went running all over the yard all crazy like. He loved it. So I shut him the fenced in backyard and shoveled the drive way. I then made a path in out backyard so i could stand in as little snow as possible. Well when I was throwing the snow Lucky would try to catch it. And if I would stop he would bark at me to throw more. He would be shivering but no matter what I did I could not get him back in the house. I finally had to pick him up and carry him in.

Answer 3

So I have a tiny Yorkie/Shih-Tzu mix named Cappi. ( Mg grandma named her) I also have a huge great dane named Chase. Cappi apparently thought Chase's food was tastier than hers. So Cappi waltzed up underneath Chase and starts eating his food. Chase doesn't even notice. Now, Chase's food is as big as Cappi's eye. But she just starts chomping it down. While Cappi is eating Chase's food my cat Brat(his real name is Loki but he's a brat) comes over and abandons his food to eat Cappi's. Then Chase goes over to Loki's food and starts eating that. And vim standing there like "what the heck just happened?"

Answer 4

One time I was having a party, and my friend was peeing out my window. Thats when my dad yelled up to him that my dog had fallen through the ice. We were all drunk and had to save her, and one of my friends fell through the ice as well. The dog is alright now though.

Answer 5

i went over to my cousins house one night. my family n' all. My dad is the kind of person that's not afraid of dogs, but sorta puts their hands in front of him to make them go away. well, my uncle let minnie (little doxie) lose. it shot out of the pen and into the living room. it went around to everybody and sniffed them, played with them. my dad was sitting on their couch and minnie jumped all over him and started to lick his face and pull his socks off! everybody was laughing hystericly! minnie did this for about 4 more times then my cuzin put her back into her play pen. (my dad was holding his hands out in front of him when minnie licked him)

Answer 6

my friend had a huge chocolate poodle and everytime i would come over she had to hold it back because it truely wanted to attack me. as she would hold it back i would run up the stairs and go straight into her bedroom and shut the door. well, one day the dog slipped out of her hands and as i was running up the stairs it bit my in the ***. its teeth went through my jeans a tore my skin. so, i turned around and kicked that fucke'in dog in the face.
ahhhh, it felt really good to do that. :)

Answer 7

My husband and I were "romantically involved" on the bed in our bedroom one morning. Our husky shepherd was trying to let us know that she had to go to the potty. Well we were ignoring her so after a while she jumped up on the bed and proceeded to poop on the bed - we never ignored her again. ;o)

Answer 8

yes. One time my dog ran for a long time - then took a long nap. I let my dog rest. Three days later I realized by dog at died. It was not sleeping all that time.

Answer 9

no.