2 Irishmen talking in a pub Pat sez if I shag your missus will that make us related? No sez Mick but it will make us even!!!
2007-03-30 06:25:41 · 18 answers · asked by angela f 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh that's a pretty good one.
So an Irish girl comes home after many years of being away. She says to her dad, "Dad, I know this is hard for you. But I've become a prostitute. I'm sorry. I know you're ashamed."
The dad throws his paper on the floor in disgust and says, "You disgust me. Get out of my house and never come back you disease ridden harlot."
A tear wells up in the girls eye and she grabs her bag and starts to walk out the door. The father says, "Wait, what did you say you were," "A prostitute" she replies. "Bless your heart child. It's good to have you home. I thought you said Protestant."
2007-03-30 06:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
2007-03-30 13:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
2007-03-30 13:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Snake eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but you should have added a " I'm your baby daddy and a Maury Povich ' You ARE the father!'
2007-03-30 13:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by funkybass4ever! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg nice joke I'm going out tonight going to tell my friends it .lol
2007-03-30 13:29:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an ok joke but i dont get it a little but still really funny.
2007-03-30 13:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by ℜoy and Zooted♣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-03-30 13:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lurv it. xxx
got one for u.
how does paddys wife make him happy and sad at the same time????
she tells him she sh*gged his brother, but he was better!!!
2007-03-30 13:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by luv2luvu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry im a bit dumb ! ohhh i get it !!!! hahhhh immense .. great joke X
Got any more good ones> ?
2007-03-30 13:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Roe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-03-30 13:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋