E-mail me your information (name, e-mail, phone, bank account info, all internet and computer usernames and passwords, etc) within the next 10 MINUTES and receive my special bonus offer: TWO salvations for the price of ONE! That's right folks, be saved and sealed with your honey for eternity, all for a small one-time tithe of 10 grand!
(I accept payment in Postal Money Orders, all major credit cards, bank account draft, and PayPal)
2007-03-30 05:37:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're very welcome, Riegan. Thank you for coming unto me. Your reward shall be great.
2007-03-30 05:42:39 · update #1
And yes, I live in Nigeria, just like I live in the Bahamas, Antigua, Columbia, and every other tax-haven country, and just like I may live in your heart. In fact, I am omnipresent.
2007-03-30 05:49:59 · update #2
my computer is running a little slow today. ask me again tomorrow...
2007-03-30 05:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I just received a revelation too--you're from the Sandwich Islands, because you're obviously full of BALONEY!!!
I've already got my salvation in the bank, thanks, and it's worth far more than 10 grand.
2007-03-30 12:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Starfall 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thank you for this!
i have sent the money through paypal. i have forwarded this on to many people that i would like to see benefit as well.
you are a kind kind penguin
2007-03-30 12:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people would actually respond to you if this had been an email which is quite sad.
2007-03-30 12:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by divinity2408 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you live in Nigeria?
I send money only to nigerians.
2007-03-30 12:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set your mertilizer to deep fat fry... I could use to lose a few pounds and a mohawk trim.
_()_
2007-03-30 12:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by vinslave 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋