A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she hands over the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely. However, we are a little puzzled. While you were away
2007-03-30 04:29:05 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we checked you out and found that you are a multi - millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2007-03-30 04:29:20 · update #1
Lol! Love it!! :)
2007-03-30 04:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They past the same thing around in the office. The only thing changed was the fact it was a smart black man.
2007-03-30 11:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by sugarplum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a classic and it's been on here many times. It's good one.
2007-03-30 11:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow she is a very smart blond
2007-03-30 11:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by June 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is TOO hilarious!!!
I'm not even a blonde!
Good one!
2007-03-30 11:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by lovepink317537 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...love it !!!!....(We blondes should all try that, when we need to park our cars for a few weeks).......thankx for the laugh...
2007-03-30 11:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i heard that one. except it was a man, and he wasn't a blonde.
2007-03-30 11:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blond+e
2007-03-30 11:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by diva 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha I get it!
2007-03-30 11:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by korean_girl101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-30 13:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by anushree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋