An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...
Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So
the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible"
he says, there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases
the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The
doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and another and another, etc.... Finally the last note comes out and
no more appear. "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly,dat's moch batter, how
moch is dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash £1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit", says the Irishman.....
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2007-03-30 03:24:54 · 23 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
effing brilliant, best joke ive heard all week
2007-03-30 23:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-03-30 04:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ending. Caught me off guard.
An Englishman comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with three guys. He says, " 'ello, 'ello, 'ello."
His wife says, "Ain't-cha gonna say 'ello to me, luv!"
2007-03-30 03:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blokes walking down the road with their hands otherwise occupied, if you know what I mean.
A policeman walks up to them and asks: " 'Ello, ello, 'ello! What's goin' on 'ere then?"
To which Rupert replies: "We're not feeling ourselves today, officer!"
2007-03-30 03:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Superb!
2007-03-30 03:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ruby Tuesday31 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehe! I love the accent you put on it. I could actually *hear* them!
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2007-03-30 03:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
2007-03-31 22:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Bud#21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well as a born third-descendant irish i can get into it, it was funny
2007-03-30 04:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by William Sly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol well interpreted !! still chuckling here :)
2007-03-30 03:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tats poiferct lol
2007-03-30 03:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs E Cullen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋