...as I fancy a bit of experience to save me having to do all the work between the sheets for a change. How can I tell if a bird is over 35. Will she have completely grey hair and wrinkles all over her face?
2007-03-30 01:55:59 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
With that attitude you got more chance of pulling a muscle. What an ***hole
2007-04-02 00:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by runningbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor guy. This will be tough.
Even if she is over 50, she may not look it because we now have hair dye and plastic surgery.
You'd have to do some research and see what was popular in the 1980's (not the 1970's). Then ask the ladies what they were doing when blah-blah-blah happened. (For instance, if a person was 50, they'd remember the moon landing, what they were doing when President Kennedy was shot, and watching Captain Kangaroo when they were little.)
That is probably too much work for you because it sounds like you want an easy answer, but - hey - there you are.
2007-03-30 02:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm 35 and don't have any wrinkles! most women over 35 are either married or divorced, in which case they either won't look twice at you or they'll be trying to pull a toyboy like YOU! she'll take you home, rip your clothes off and show you what sex REALLY is! once you've been with a "more experienced, older woman" you'll never want to go back! BUT, for the record, SHE will actually be using YOU!
2007-03-30 02:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You want birds between the sheets? Well, to each his own I guess. Some doves are grey. Hummingbirds and finches too!! I don't know if I have ever seen a wrinkled bird. Good luck tonight!
2007-03-30 02:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by ca_oss 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, is 35 really an old bird, i'm 37 and don't consider myself an old bird. Just wait until you get a little older and see if you still think 35 is old.
2007-03-30 02:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by mingcrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck, man. Women over 35 are great, or so I'm told. My wife is only 34 at the moment, and she knows how she likes it. She's not afraid to get what she needs either. If all women in their 30s are as sexually confident, and experienced as my wife, and if you succeed tonight, you'll have a great time. Trust me on this one! Girls in their 30s are better than girls in their 20s. Experience goes a long way!!!
2007-03-30 02:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Questions like these should award 10 points. The laugh is well worth it. Well. my boy....if i was that old geezer in the bar, I would buy you a drink, no doubt, MILK! Then call you mom to come pick you up. At 42, i'm probably much younger looking than you baby sister. Stick to girlz, your 20 seconds are not worth the fuss. Younger is not necesarily stronger. (Oops, i meant wiser.)
2007-03-30 02:19:42 · answer #7 · answered by Ari-ah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find the magic age is 28 and above
they know what they want and have enough experience with the come back for coffee routine.
doesn't guarantee a good time though. that's really up to you
"you get out of it what you put in"
if you can excuse the expression, lets hope you got a lot !
Happy hunting
2007-03-30 02:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by RICHARD F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I will be 34 in May so if anything over 35 is an old bird I dont have much time!...LOL...
2007-03-30 02:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by sapphireblaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She'll be the one looking at you and thinking "I wonder if he's old enough to be in here? Do you think he'll buy me a drink?", at the same time she'll be singing to the lyrics of the music, and standing dancing. When you approach, she'll ask if you are looking for a leg over, and suggest you leave together, right now.
You'll probably gape at her, follow her lead, and then wake up........with your head in the gutter with your mind.
2007-03-30 02:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by bluebadger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women over 35 have the ability to take you down a peg or two mate.
2007-03-30 02:01:00 · answer #11 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋