A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
2007-03-30 00:01:57 · 17 answers · asked by shepp959 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oi - how dare u tell everyone what i did to my husband - it woz supposed to b kept a secret
lol - gud joke though! 100% funny!!!
2007-03-30 00:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by lubz ! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-03-30 00:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG lol.....lol......hahahahah.... Great, I love it
That is not just another funny joke! The best I've read on here, and I read a lot of funny jokes!
Hilarious to say the least!!
Thanks for the laugh
2007-03-30 00:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by CAT LADY LOO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I think I woke up everyone in the house for laughing. Never heard that one.
2007-03-30 00:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Silence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was quite a good joke lol got anymore ?
2007-03-30 00:22:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO funny stuff!!!!! ive heard a similar one before but i cant remember it now
2007-03-30 00:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but it is still funny. I chuckled.
2007-03-30 00:04:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny- haha it was supposed to be a car- hahaha
2007-03-30 00:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by ***clumsy clam*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha!. Bet it went over that too. Good one.
2007-03-30 00:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-30 00:11:09 · answer #10 · answered by Tiger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋