If animals can warn other animals of danger by flashing lights, why cant I?
When I was at college, I got suspended and jailed for flashing a heckler koch MP5 at other students that annoyed me. I even pistol whipped one guy who thought he was hard and had to resist the urge to pump lead into the fool.
when I started college, I got ten t-shirts printed out saying "talk to me and I will slay you and your family" Yet some people talked me and hence the problems I had.
Going back in time what weapon would I have needed to keep humans away from me. I really thought a HK Mp5 would be enough but they must have thought it was deactivated or something.
Only good thing about college, was that I shot a hard mans leg clean off and filmed it. Footage still available on Frostwire and Bittorent. He is still walking on a captain hook leg. If only he could have got the message that I was unaproachable. These fools need cs gas their face to learn a lesson, of not approaching psycos.
2007-03-29 16:56:09 · 12 answers · asked by ssstormofficer 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Animals use lightswitches??
2007-03-29 16:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a better question for you. What was the point of your b.s. story? You have never held, let alone owned or fired an MP5. You have never pistol whipped anyone, and you have neither the balls nor possibly the opposable thumbs to shoot someone. Perhaps there is a bridge nearby that you could use to facilitate your early departure from this world that you are obviously way too hardcore for.
2007-03-29 17:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How did you ever get to college with your apparent grammar deficiency? I think you should have shot off the leg of the admissions director.
2007-03-29 17:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by knarF 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, if were going to go back in time, your parents best weapon for you would have been birth control.
2007-03-30 15:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. I didn't realize I could be tough just by lying on Yahoo. Let me try. "I blew up the world yesterday by flexing my arms." So I am as tough as you now, right?
2007-03-29 20:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by fly guy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yup...It's me again...
You can ward off other people didn't you ever see "The New Guy". Study it until you can give "The look"...But let me know if you can attain the sound effect...I can't get that part down!!!
2007-03-29 18:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
But Human IS NOT Animals.... it have different rules...
2007-03-29 16:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by roy_marzoed 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wannabees crack me up... word to ya' mother vanilla... you arent fooling anyone... TROLL!!!
oh yeah your not law enforcement... only MP-5 you have is in a video game
2007-03-29 17:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by pvtstash2000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are very messed up and need help.
2007-03-29 17:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by j_son_06 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow.
you've got issues my friend.
lol but okay.
love u real big!
2007-03-29 16:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by Jessie. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋