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i been smoking to much weed and coke and bars please help

2007-03-29 15:14:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

12 answers

perhaps look for a job that doesnt do drug testing :)

2007-03-29 18:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by ntimid8r 5 · 2 0

Well there is really nothin you can do, I mean they do sell things that are supposed to help, but what if you have to do more than piss in a cup? Some places even call for a hair sample that they will test for the presence of drugs and unless you shave all of your hair from everywhere there is no way to pass that one. Your best bet is to pray and maybe you have a friend who has cancer and smokes weed for health reasons and you were in there presence because you are really close to them? Looks bad for you though, sorry.

2007-03-30 13:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by cherishnbrandi 2 · 0 1

Rather than rag on ya for doing everything that comes your way, I'll tell you how I pass all my drug tests. Go to your local head shop, ask for the number 1. It's made by Puck Technologies, it's a bag of synthetic piss with a temp strip. It has an elastic band you wear around your waist. Open it, throw it on your cars defroster to bring the temp to 90 to 100 degrees. Strap it on, let it regulate to body temp(10-15min) and dump in cup. Costs about 50$ works every time.

2007-03-30 12:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You're basically screwed and, if you are having to do mandatory drug testing, there is a reason why! How about taking care of the problem by stopping your substance use and giving your brain a chance to regroup?

2007-03-29 22:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by JennyP 7 · 2 1

white viniger and niacin. also cranberry juice. drink 1/2 glass of viniger and 1 gallon of cranberry juice the niacin is gonna suck but it will work. if you have cash you can go to a head shop and get a piss cleaner ask the person what they have they will probably steer you in the rught direction

2007-03-29 22:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by russgipson 2 · 0 1

no really, i dont care if u have a problem. The way to pass ur drug test is to drink cranberry juice. no jokes drink at least 2 litres and pee a lot

2007-03-29 22:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by ahmangreengold 1 · 0 1

get a small bottle get someone else to pee in it (with clean urine) and when u go pee a very little in the cup and pour the other on top of it but keep the bottle in your underwear to keep warm don't take a chance on cranberry juice or water or pills

2007-03-30 16:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by PINK 2 · 0 1

Pray

2007-03-29 22:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by Chef Eric 3 · 0 2

say no to crack buddy! lay off the dope! their testing you for a reason. they don't want dopers working for them!

2007-03-30 00:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by dee dee 1 · 1 1

do drugs ....you'll pass with highing colors

2007-03-29 22:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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