Libel is the source of all God's teachings.
He inspired me to write it as I said. Anyway, it starts off with how God created everything. It started with the great campfire. God roasted marshmallows over the great campfire and as little bits of moten burning marshmallows dropped, they formed the stars. The planets were made from heavenly gobstoppers, and he populated them with Gummi Bears, which evolved into everything you see today.
Concerning his main teachings, God sent his favourite pet, Rover, to earth. Rover was God's only dog, and he was sent to be a guide dog. To guide God's sheeply flock in the right direction. Unfortunately all the other bad religions were dog wardens and put him to sleep because he didn't have a collar. Rover died for us.
Now you can't say any of this is wrong. God inspired me to write Libel, and it is the word of God. It's all fact. It's in the Libel. All you have to do is read Libel if you don't believe. Fact.
2007-03-29 14:18:01 · 16 answers · asked by Libelism is the Way 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I just wrote it, it obviously hasn't been around for 2000 years.
Does that mean that your feeble Bible wasn't true one hundred years after it was written it wasn't true because it wasn't old enough.
And yes. It has been confirmed by 30,000 sources... Don't believe me? Well it's in the Libel. Word of God, fact. It's in the Libel, so it's true.
2007-03-29 14:18:39 · update #1
WHY DO U PEOPLE ATTACK AND MOCK MY RELIGION? AM I NOT ENTITLED TO MY BELIEFS? IF YOU PRICK US, DO WE NOT BLEED? IF YOU TICKLE US, DO WE NOT LAUGH? YOU CHRISTIANS ARE MEANT TO HAVE A LOVING RELIGION. I HAVE SEEN NO SIGN OF THIS. IT WAS FORTOLD IN LIBEL THAT WE WOULD SUFFER. IT WAS FORTOLD.
2007-03-29 14:27:03 · update #2
your additional details...so original...come up with your own "moving" speech that noone else will read and where did you come up with this lible ****? huh no dont even pawn that bullshit off as god inspiring you baout candy...candy is the devil....you high right now???? get outta here with this load of crock and stop mocking things and get a life okay bro??? either **** or get off the pot plain and simple
2007-03-29 16:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by yanks_win2003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is you e book subsidized up by 24,000 different factors? Has it been tried and examined for more suitable then 2000 years! Has it been approved by the church as truthfully from God? Has it made a large difference in 1000's of thousands of persons global
2016-10-17 22:05:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i find your writing here humorus. It made me smile. People will trash what they don't understand or are unwilling to understand. You got a giggle out of me.
I'm not going to redicule you for claiming to be God inspired to write a book about this stuff. After all, we are not God, therefore we don't know if this was inspired or not.
Just be careful with what you do write as i'm sure your enraging many hard core religious people.
2007-03-29 14:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by DOROTHY L L 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Maybe you should stop fooling around with the ideals and beliefs of christianity. Don't hold your own word to be absolute truth, you have less knowledge than god has in one of his hair follicles. I don't know why people have to be so impudent, but I'd rather people who have such stupid thoughts would keep them to themselves instead of spreading stuff like this around. Maybe you aren't christian, but that doesn't mean you have to act like an immature fool toward it.
2007-03-29 14:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by Beckham 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
too many details. too much mumblings. maybe you should be asking yourself if it really is God who inspired you to write it. There is a strong possibility that it is Satan. For it is written that who ever adds or subtract something from the word of God (the bible) will be doomed. Satan is the deceiver, the lier, he will do as much as he can to steer you away from the truth. I guess he was successful when it comes to you.
Turn from your wicked ways,
Wasabi
2007-03-29 14:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Wasabi 737 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I kind of like it.
But unlike the Bible, you're the only author, you'd need peer review in order to ensure it's authenticity.
Look forward to the full revelation.
2007-03-29 14:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some people are possessed and spend an inordinate amount of time wreaking havoc on God's children. I wish we could do an exorcism on you.......
2007-03-29 14:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by ccguy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I pray that Yahweh will have mercy on your soul.
Your feeble attempt at being humous has been lost, in the deepth of your ignorance and belittling of His Holy Word and Name.
2007-03-29 14:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by yahweh_is_the_lord 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The Heaven's are made from marshmallows and gobstoppers? That's it...I'm becoming an astronaut.
2007-03-29 14:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by Jess H 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha haaaa. You are mixing attributes again. Bible is not fallible or infallible.
2007-03-29 14:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋