What are some Funny old people B-Day sayings or quotes ?????

Answer 1

You know you're old when you don't sleep with your teeth.

Answer 2

~over the hill
~you know you're old when you cover every piece of fruniture with plastic
~you know you're old when you accidantally mistake the T.V. remote as your phone
~you know you're old when a "workout" is going to the gym for "water aerobics"
~you know you're old when you are asked if you would like the senior discount at Denny's.

Answer 3

You know you're old when your friends are on the History Channel.