The first letter of your name? then what color shirt you have on? then the month you were born in???

Question

A.I SHOT
B.I STABBED
C.I HAD SEX WITH
D.I KISSED
E.I HUGGED
F.I LICKED
G.I SNIFFED
H.I TOUCHED
I.I LOOKED
J.I FEARED
K.I STOLE
L.I PUNCHED
M.I KICKED
N.I ATE
O.I CUSSED OUT
P.I SPIT ON
Q.I SAT ON
R.I RUBBED
S.I HATE
T.I CHASED
U.I JUMPED
V.I LAUGHED AT
W.I CHEATED ON
X.I GRABBED
Y.I SMACKED
Z.I SNITCHED ON

RED. A OLD GUY
WHITE. A KID
YELLOW.A BUM
PINK. A DOG
ORANGE. A MONKEY
BLUE. A BABY
GREEN.A LITTLE BOY
PURPLE.A LITTLE GIRL
OTHER. A CAT

JANUARY. BECAUSE IT WAS MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
FEBRUARY.BECUZ I GOT IT LIKE THAT
MARCH.BECUZ I FELT LIKE IT
APRIL. JUST BECUZ
MAY. BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL
JUNE.BECAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT
JULY. BECAUSE MY MOM SAID I CAN
AUGUST. BECUZ IM GROWN
SEPTEMBER.BECUZ IT WAS FUNNY
NOVEMBER.BECUZ MY FRIEND DARED ME
DECEMBER.BECUZ I CAN

OCTOBER. BECUZ IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!

Answer 1

I sniffed a little boy because I always wanted to do it.

Funny, but not cool

Answer 2

I shot a little boy becuz I got it like that

Answer 3

G.
dark Blue
september

Answer 4

I kicked a kid becuz... You ain't got October >o

Answer 5

Oh bummer! I got shot a kid because it was in my new year's resolution! That's messed up! I'd rather kick a monkey because I felt like it!!

Answer 6

I kicked a cat, just becuz

Answer 7

Mine said
I shot a kid because it was funny
My sisters said
I hate a kid because it's my birthday
My mom's said
I feared a cat because it was my new years resolution
And my dad's was
I stabbed a baby because my mom said I could.
HAHA those were cute

Answer 8

i hate a little boy becuz i got it like that

dumb!

Answer 9

I shot a cat because I felt like it. It seems everyone is wearing the "other" colored shirt. My guess would be black, such as the one I am wearing, or brown.

Answer 10

I spit on a kid because I always wanted to do it.
Not likely but enjoy these type jokes.