LOL, another clean joke that will make me laugh hard, please?

Answer 1

lol

Answer 2

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."

"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.

"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"

"Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge."

Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!"

"I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them."

"But, I did send them."

"What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously.

"Yes. That's how we won the case."

"I don't understand," said the lawyer.

"It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."

Answer 3

Once baby Camel asks his mother "Why do we have long eyelashes?"
Mother Camel says "Dear its meant to adapt us to deserts. Long eyelashes protects our eyes from sand"
Baby Camel asks, "Why do we have long legs?"
Mother Camel, "Dear, this is an adaptation to survive in deserts. Long legs prevents us from sinking into the sands during sand storms"
Baby Camel "Why do we have humps?"
Mother, "This too is an adaptation to help us survive in deserts. We store water in our humps. When we cant find water for days together, water stored in our humps keeps us from being thirsty."
Baby Camel, "If we are so adapted to deserts, what are we doing in Zoo?"

Answer 4

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Answer 5

that isn't a question