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Does anyone know any good april fools jokes??? thanks

2007-03-29 11:59:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

1) Get a package of Oreos.
2) Scrape the creme out of the cookies in the first few rows.
3) Replace the creme with white mint toothpaste.
4) Offer your target(s) an Oreo.

2007-03-29 12:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Joy M 7 · 7 0

Take off the shower head, place rock candy in the shower head and replace the shower head.

When who ever goes to take a shower they will wash and feel refreshed until the dry off and then they will feel very sticky, so

they get back in the shower, change their towel the used and again feel stick when drying.

The hotwater from the shower will melt the rock candy causing nothing but sugar water to come out. BTW I wouldn't recommend this on an expensive showerhead, you will have to replace the shower head once the joke is over.

Expect a joke on you if they ever find out.

Also you can towards a female, place clear wrap on the toilet, gross but funny.

2007-03-29 12:16:14 · answer #2 · answered by 20+ years and still in-love! 4 · 1 0

Soak a raw egg in vinegar till it's soft. Carefully cut a slit in it, drop in a dead bug or dead spider, then leave the egg to harden on its own. When the person goes to make breakfast they'll be totally freaked out to find dead bugs inside the eggs.

Or switch the key caps on their keyboard. Just a few though - swap m with n, d with s, etc. They'll make typos all day and wonder why.

2007-03-29 12:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You'll need a friend to do this with you, but here goes:
In humor, tell an unsuspecting prankee that your other friends mom/dad dances funny, and to ask him or her show you how. Now, your friend will need to know this ahead, but when asked, he/she will say "Wow, that's wrong, my mom/dad is in a wheel chair, has no legs etc......." Talk about a red face. Now use common sense and don't try to do this to your brother or sister, but it usually works assuming they don't know your mom/dad that well, and is good for a few laughs at an others expense.

2007-04-01 11:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by stratmagic 2 · 0 0

well if the person is really into april fools jokes and u wanna b really elaborate, tell everyone to act like its not april fools day and then when he or she tries to do a practical joke just flip on him or her and be like "wtf!! why would u do that?" and then when they start to apologize just be like april fools day


or


if they like to get hammered really bad, trick them into thinking they had sex with someone that wasnt there bf or gf when they were drunk and then when they start hyperventilating be like u got punked!!!! where ashton!!!!???? and then they will get mad....trust me

2007-03-29 12:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by Taigawithapen 3 · 0 0

Put whipped cream in a foaming facial cleanser container for someone else to use it. they'll never be able to tell the difference.

2007-03-29 12:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by sugar n' spice 5 · 0 0

I don't have any April fools jokes but if you go to bored.com you can find great ones!

2007-03-29 12:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by Brent R 2 · 0 1

switch the sugar with salt, clog the coffee maker, and saran wrap the toilet bowl. dont forget to tape the sprayer nozzle on the sink.

2007-03-29 12:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Caelzerbob 1 · 2 0

I am going to call my sister and tell her my house caught on fire and everyone is ok but we need prayers because we are in a hotel and have no where else to go and can we move in with her. I only have me, my husband, 2 kids, 2 big boxer dogs, 2 cats PLUS 3 newborn kittens, a sugar glider and my mother-in-law.
hee hee...........

2007-03-29 12:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by Kel Kel 3 · 2 2

Cover all the shampoos,conditioners,and soaps with plastic wrap(hehe)

2007-03-29 12:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 3 0

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