Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
2007-03-29 11:55:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat between 7 year old buns.
2007-03-29 12:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by nittanylion1515 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
How many Michael Jackson haters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, even with a bulb they will never see the light!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-03-29 12:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I somewhat like this humorous tale via MJ the place he presented Marlon making a music "in the back of Closed doorways" took Marlon positioned him interior the closet, closed the door and Marlon began making a music.
2016-11-24 22:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by ruple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for ya:
What do K-mart and michael Jackson have in common?
A:Boys pants half off!
2007-03-29 11:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by globalystic1 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao. MJ jokes are usually very funny. I wish I could remember the one(s) Super Dave told on late night talk show.
2007-03-29 12:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by pocus_focus_2000 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Q: What time does MJ go to bed?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand
2007-03-29 12:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha
2007-03-29 11:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
NOT EVEN FUNNY. Picking on Michael Jackson is getting old. Sick sick sick...
2007-03-29 13:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wicked but good 10/10
2007-03-29 23:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it has to do with the so called fact that he likes to "hook up" with kids espec. boys about that age. if it is true then he is really sicko.
2007-03-29 11:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by mntchegirl98 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋