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Or would you rather have your ashes scattered on the oceans and be fish food?

2007-03-29 11:46:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I like the fish food idea...I've eaten so much fish, I guess it would be payback!

2007-03-29 11:50:37 · answer #1 · answered by minnie 4 · 3 1

In fact I wish my dead body to be dropped in the wild as a wildlife snack, but I think law doesn't allow that. Maybe it'd give the animals a taste for humans (I think I taste good). So I think cremation is better, I won't use much space this way, cause cemeteries use up a lot of space.

2007-03-29 11:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by Caveman 4 · 2 0

Cremation is my choice. I live in a state where they are running out of room to bury people. My family can do whatever they want with the ashes.

2007-04-06 04:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by studnet 15 4 · 0 0

Worm Food

"Did u ever think when a hearse goes by,
that u may be the next to die?
They wrap u up in bloody sheets & throw u down about 6 feet.
The worms crawl in ... the worms crawl out ... the worms play penical on your snout.
The big black bugs with big green eyes, crawl in your nose & out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a gasping green, and puss comes out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a piece of bread and sit there eatting it while your dead.
Your hair turns gray, your teeth decay ... and that's the end of a perfect day"

2007-03-29 11:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 2 1

I would be worm food because I really don't believe in creamation. I really don't care because I will be in Heaven anyway. I know where I am going.

2007-03-29 13:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by blazek35 5 · 1 0

My family has always taught me that the body doesn't matter once you're dead. My dad's will actually says that he is to be "cremated as cheeply as possible, put in a rinsed out coffee can, and scattered in nature, if nature can still be found." I'll go with that as well.

2007-03-29 11:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by M L 4 · 0 1

Hey, wait a minute, I thought dirt and worm food were the same thing?

2007-03-29 12:07:25 · answer #7 · answered by epaphras_faith 4 · 1 0

Hmmm don't know what they will do with what's left. Probably cremate. I have a rare disorder and plan to donate my body to science, I mean really, I sure won't have any use for it! Maybe they can learn something.

2007-03-29 11:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Enchanted Gypsy 6 · 2 0

Whatever's cheapest. The only way *I'll* come back from the dead is if anyone wastes one red cent on my carcass. (Is the fish food thingy legal with a body, as opposed to ashes?)

2007-03-29 11:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I don't care. I'd be dead.

I would hope that my family would have the common sense to have me cremated. Why would anyone pay for a few square feet of cemetery space? What happens to the ashes is up to them. With my mom and dad we just had the funeral home dispose of them.

2007-03-29 11:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1 2

I'd rather be bronzed and set beside the jukebox at my favorite pub.

They could use me as a combination coat rack, hatstand, and umbrella holder, if they posed me just right.

2007-03-29 12:03:28 · answer #11 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 0

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