A severely obese man, upon the advise of his doctor, goes into a quick weight loss center.
"First time?" asks the receptionist. "We’ll start you out on the 10 pound program."
She takes him into a room and departs, locking the door behind her. In the middle of the room is a nude woman with a sign on her:
"IF YOU CATCH ME YOU CAN FXCK ME"
He chases the attractive woman around the room for an hour or so until catching her and doesn’t come out for another hour or so. When he finally gets home and weighs himself, he’s lost twelve pounds.
Needless to say, he loves this place. He returns the next day with his fifty pounds handy. "I’ll try the 20 pound program today." She takes him to another room and locks him in just as before. In the middle of the room is a 400 pound gorilla with a sign on him:
"IF I CATCH YOU I GET TO FXCK YOU."
2007-03-29 11:18:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA!! That was great! ROFLMFAO!!!
2007-03-29 11:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
Two men discussing how tight *** cold their wives had been to them about giving sex. The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice." The second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the furnace kicks in!"
2007-03-29 11:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by C B S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star 4 u â¥
2007-03-29 11:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny....1000/1000
but i feel sorry for the guy if the gorilla catched him ..
2007-03-29 11:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by smiley9815 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Have a star.
2007-03-29 11:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok joke 7/10
2007-03-29 11:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Hecho en CU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...wow, I never heard this one before!
2007-03-29 11:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by Quetzalbird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice one (bet he lost a lot more than 20lb)
2007-03-29 17:55:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't he fancy any monkey business? haha
2007-03-29 11:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one mate xx
2007-03-29 11:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! you get better!
2007-03-29 12:31:55 · answer #11 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋