SMARTASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand
2007-03-29 10:58:48 · 21 answers · asked by butter 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-29 11:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by georgewallace78 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-29 11:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!
lolz that's funny.
Good one. 10/10
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!
2007-03-29 11:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA thats a good funny one hehehe
2007-03-29 11:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Twice.
V funny. I give one star, you take two cookies.
2007-03-29 11:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is handing out wisdom on wanking.I laughed
2007-03-29 11:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute, sounds like my old computer math teacher from high school. thank GOD i'm outta there!
2007-03-29 11:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy 4 Cats! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was funny the first time i heard not funny since you copied it
2007-03-29 13:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-29 11:01:11 · answer #9 · answered by naturalphase 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO thats SoOoOoOoOoOo funny lol
2007-03-29 11:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Snipe-O-Matic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋