3 women in a sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX
2007-03-29 10:55:59 · 10 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EMILY...
Tell why are you so bitter? I’m not trying to take credits for this, as a matter of fact, I’m not making any $$$ out of this…. Jokes are meant to be shared. I guess you didn’t know that… Chill out and stop being bitter. Life is too short!!!!
2007-03-29 11:02:33 · update #1
that is a good one and don't worry about emily obviously if she was on here earlier than she has nothing else to do but be bitter.
2007-03-29 11:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by mommysgirl78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed, 10/10 lol
2007-03-29 11:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that was very funny you get a star and a 10 hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
2007-03-29 11:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one! Gee, Emily Rose- LIGHTEN UP!
2007-03-29 11:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-29 11:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotffllmfaouwmpfdatfoome cough cough spit fart. alright all joking aside that was a really funny joke two thumbs up!!
2007-03-29 11:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by mlkirchgessner 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
2007-03-29 11:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by CaRoLiNe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-29 10:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by b25oomer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEHEHE
2007-03-29 11:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-03-29 11:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋