Tony and Clare are camping in the woods. They set up their tent and are soon asleep.
Some hours later, Clare wakes and shakes Tony. "Tony, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tony replies, "I see millions of stars"
What does that tell you?" asks Clare puzzled.
Tony ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells us there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells us that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sweetie?"
Clare is silent for a moment, then says, "Tony, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
2007-03-29 10:52:47 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is a good 1
2007-03-29 10:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by CaRoLiNe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW, are Tony and Clare married or does this promote premarital and promiscuous sex, are they in a high crime zone? did Clare also get raped by the criminals that stole the tent, were Tony and Clare on drugs that they did not notice the tent being stolen. Your story has many scary implications.
2007-03-29 10:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by victorschool1 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's supposed to be .And Peggy says to Al...Because it was an episode on 'Married... With Children'. You must have fallen asleep while watching the show and picked it up subconciously -and then woke up thinking it was original. Pretty darn funny all the same though.
2007-04-06 10:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by Squarehead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 22:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2007-03-29 11:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Slim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already heard it using Sherlock Holms and Watson.
2007-04-04 09:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by lovesunflowers78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! That's original :3
2007-03-29 11:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-29 11:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I was a little slow though, I didn't get it until the punchline!
2007-04-02 16:40:19 · answer #9 · answered by lawliet416 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read the same one except it was with Holmes and Watson..
2007-03-29 11:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋