What should you do if you see your ex-husband
rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again.
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How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in
between his neck and the noose.
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on
the end of a man′s Middle Leg?
-His body.
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Why do little boys whine?
-Because they′re practicing to be men.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-One - he just holds it up there and waits for the
world to revolve around him.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen
to him brag about the screwing part.
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
-Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
-You didn′t hold the pillow down long enough.
2007-03-29 10:48:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why is the area around a woman's navel called a waist?
There is room for more breasts.
2007-03-29 11:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
2007-03-29 11:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by C B S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one ..its much better than those inappropriate jokes out there! i like the one where it asks
why do little boys whine
because they are training to be a man!!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS HILARIIOUUSSS although i mightve worded it incorrectly LOL
2007-03-29 11:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by hahahaha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO NICE 10 OUT OF 10
2007-03-29 10:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't waste time& points after such a long read.
2007-03-29 10:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good to see guys getting tromped on instead of blondes. Good stuff. lmao.
2007-03-29 10:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Diane G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Mean but funny! 10! lol!
2007-03-29 10:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, it's about time i read jokes about men, im fed up with the blonde ones! i like these
2007-03-29 10:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny, funny!!! ...didn't hold the pillow down long enough! HA!
2007-03-29 10:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-03-29 10:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋