On their wedding night, Young Dianne says to new hubby, If you don′t remove your socks, I am not getting in bed at all.
Hubby is determined not to remove the socks. Dianne argues he is perhaps kinky!
Hubby eventually gives in, all right he says, I have hid this from you all through our courting days though. Look! Removing the socks, one foot is only half there!
I lost it during an accident at work he explains it embarrasses me!
Dianne runs down stairs. Ever so upset she telephones her Mom. Sobbing on the phone, she cries to her Mom, he only has a foot and a half!
Mother replies hHang on young lady, you pack your bags get back home, tell him I am on my way over!
2007-03-29 10:38:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sexual jokes....nice
2007-03-29 10:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Reid N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funnyyy
2007-03-29 10:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny......heard a similar version though
6/10
2007-03-29 10:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, still funny.
100/10
2007-03-29 10:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-29 10:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was alright ...4 out of 10 stars
2007-03-29 11:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by mlkirchgessner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome great 10
2007-03-29 10:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2007-03-29 10:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke but i heard it in 1985
2007-03-29 10:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by ELAINE F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahahahaahaha very good 10/10 ..i,l be watchin you
2007-03-29 10:42:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke i think that is good, good job it is funny i did laugh alot my bro laughed as well.lol lol
2007-03-29 10:43:31 · answer #11 · answered by lewis k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋