why is marriage like a bath?
because it's not so hot once u get used to it.
a man says to his neighbour:
"does yourdog want to buy my house?"
the neighbour replied: "no, why do you ask?"
the man says: "because he's just left a deposit on my path"
James Bond sits next to a woman in a bar, he glances at her, then casually looks at his watch. the woman asks: 'is your date running late?'
'no' she replies 'Q has just given me this state of the art watch. i was testing it'
the woman is intrigued and says: 'a state of the art watch? what's so special about it?'
bond explains: 'it uses special alpha waves to talk to me telepathically'
'what's it telling you now?'
'well' bond smiles 'its telling me ur not wearing any knickers'
the woman giggles and replies: 'hah it must be broken then, because i am wearing knickers'.
bond smirks, taps his watch and says: 'bloody thing-its an hour fast'
what do u call a million nuns in a shop?
virgin megastore
2007-03-29 10:12:04 · 8 answers · asked by white_funny_girl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones! Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-03-29 10:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All of these are very funny thank you for the laughs on this cold thursday evening. lol.
2007-03-29 10:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by nicole t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i bet you bought thats life magazine this week!!!
i did and they are funny!!
i like the bath one!
2007-03-29 10:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA lol
2007-03-29 10:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
brilliant!!!
2007-03-29 10:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by Neil H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good ones!!!!
2007-03-29 10:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones, thanks for the laughs
2007-03-29 10:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haaaaaaaaaa great one LOL
can i have ten points please
2007-03-29 10:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by trackstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋