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doesnt that make more sense?

2007-03-29 09:23:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Perhaps...and you can offer them some cheese with that.

2007-03-29 09:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by KS 7 · 2 3

No that doesn't make any sense at all. Jesus turned the water into whine that you drink not the whining your talking about.

2007-03-29 16:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Josh D 6 · 1 1

You mean like....

Followers: OOoh come on Jesus..... more water??? i wish we had a drink that was more flavorful than water

Jesus: oh stop your whining!

It couldn't have been WINE because then jesus would be promoting alcoholism!

2007-03-29 16:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Interesting note; Christians are the ones who are legitimately defending themselves and their positions on this board with fact. I notice that they are constantly attacked.

Ask yourself- what is inside you that makes you so violently opposed to the Way, the Truth, and the Life?

At least wouldn't it be better to believe and be proven wrong at the end (Which I can assure you wouldn't be the case), than to not believe and be proven very, very wrong?

2007-03-29 16:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Tristan H 2 · 1 1

Well, the truth every Christian is hiding is that he turned water into a '98 Bordeaux. Excellent choice!!

2007-03-29 16:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by E.T. 2 · 0 1

What are you talking about? Of course that doesn't make sense.

Read the story. Jesus turned it into wine... its not that hard.

2007-03-29 16:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly 3 · 1 2

Seeing as there are over 5,000 different versions of the Bible, this really couldn't be considered the first -- or the last.

2007-03-29 16:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by bwoh0525 3 · 0 1

He actually did. As proof, read the whole translation.

2007-03-29 16:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 0 1

You're really on a roll today, eh Jif? lol

2007-03-29 16:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

why are you so obsessed with 'whine'...? almost all of your questions ask about whinning in some way!
whine whine whine~~~

2007-03-29 16:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by stephanie 6 · 1 1

grap juice is more likely they had no seperat word for wine when the gosples were written

2007-03-29 16:28:47 · answer #11 · answered by Mim 7 · 0 1

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