at work.....
2007-03-29 09:15:52 · 5 answers · asked by Keana P 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we are always calling each other from the outside line using crazy accents and asking dumb questions...the best part is half the time they never find out it was fake!
2007-03-29 09:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saran wrap everything on somebody's desk. I mean every thing! LOL! Or get an outside line and say you're Arnold Ziffle, the pig on Green Acres, the old sitcom and see how the receptionist handles the call. LOL! It was done to me once and never being a Green Acres fan, I was so polite and trying to direct the call. I kept coming back and telling Mr. Ziffle that the boss would be with him in a moment. Then my boss comes out of his office and asks, "You don't know Mr. Ziffle?" It was funny. I guess you had to have been there.
2007-03-29 09:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a whoopee cushion on your boss' chair.
Put a whoopee cushion on your own chair. After you set it off, get up and wave your hand in front of your nose and say WHOA! really loud.
2007-03-29 20:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to pick up the phone and put the dial tone on hold, then page my victim over the intercom. They pick up the phone and nobodies there
2007-03-29 21:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-glue the computer mouse to the mouse pad
-tell your co-workers they're fired
-go to work in a clown suit (Make sure no one can recognize you) then honk your boss's nose. lol
-photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face (lol i got that one from weird al's horoscope song)
-tell you boss you're pregnant and that you will name your kid after him/her if they give you a raise!
2007-03-29 09:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by evilbackpackgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋