Why do demons like to hang off the walls?

Answer 1

Heavens to Betsy, is that what you call keeping house?!

Get a broom and sweep them out! Put on a bunch of praise records and starting hanging up scripture verses or Bible pictures or something! That way, if they are going to stay, at least you will be making them awfully uncomfortable. And whatever you do, never, ever feed them. I guess you are going to have to rid of your TV.

Get out your Bible and give each and every one of those guys a personalized sermon. Have your friends over for Bible recitation parties. That ought to show them.

Once they are gone, you had better sanitize the whole place pretty good. Tell your pastor that they can hold prayer services over at your place any time they want to, as long as they provide the food and drinks.

If they ever come back, give them a free Bible and tell them that they are just in time for the prayer and worship to God services. Tell them how wonderful Jesus Christ is and of all the wonderful things He had done for everyone.

Sometimes I have to wonder what people are thinking when they let those nasty things into their houses in the first place.
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Answer 2

Yes. They´re all demons regardless that. The equal beings who're announcing they´re protective you're the equal beings providing you with the out-of -frame illusions and the unhealthy desires. Demons are the finest impostors and deceivers. That´s the Bible´s recommendation: Ephesians 6:eleven, 12: Put at the whole swimsuit of armor from God that YOU is also competent to face company towards the machinations of the Devil; 12 given that we have now a wrestling, now not towards blood and flesh, however towards the governments, towards the professionals, towards the sector rulers of this darkness, towards the depraved spirit forces within the heavenly locations. James four:7, eight: Subject yourselves, accordingly, to God; however oppose the Devil, and he'll flee from YOU. eight Draw almost God, and he'll draw almost YOU.

Answer 3

Because the ceiling is too high. If they fell, they would hurt themselves.
(Unless they had some sort of padding made from straw or leaves stuffed inside of two sheets that were sewn together to make a pouch like container for the straw and leaves.)
(Also, a big pile of pillows would probably keep them safe as long as they landed right on it and not right at the edge where they will likely hit their shin on a coffee table or box sitting on the floor.)

Answer 4

Huh? It's a great visual, but I don't know what you're talking about. Are you on acid right now?

Answer 5

Chairs hurt their butts

Answer 6

Because they saw it in a movie.

Answer 7

It's the double clawshot, makes for easier pouncing... sheesh.

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Answer 8

SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN
Skeptic
March 2003 issue
Demon-Haunted Brain
If the brain mediates all experience, then paranormal phenomena are nothing more than neuronal events
By Michael Shermer
Five centuries ago demons haunted our world, with incubi and succubi tormenting victims as they lay asleep. Two centuries ago spirits haunted our world, with ghosts and ghouls harassing sufferers during all hours of the night. This past century aliens haunted our world, with grays and greens abducting captives and whisking them away for probing and prodding. Nowadays people are reporting out-of-body experiences, floating above their beds.What is going on here? Are these elusive creatures and mysterious phenomena in our world or in our minds? New evidence adds weight to the notion that they are, in fact, products of the brain. Neuroscientist Michael Persinger, in his laboratory at Laurentian University in Sudbury, Ontario, for example, can induce all these perceptions in subjects by subjecting their temporal lobes to patterns of magnetic fields. (I tried it myself and had a mild out-of-body experience.)
Similarly, the September 19, 2002, issue of Nature reported that neuroscientist Olaf Blanke of Geneva University Hospital in Switzerland and his colleagues were able to bring about out-of-body experiences through electrical stimulation of the right angular gyrus in the temporal lobe of a 43-year-old woman suffering from severe epileptic seizures. With initial mild stimulation, she felt she was "sinking into the bed" or "falling from a height." With more intense stimulation, she said she could "see myself lying in bed, from above, but I only see my legs and lower trunk." Another trial induced "an instantaneous feeling of 'lightness' and 'floating' about two meters above the bed, close to the ceiling."
A related study is cited in the 2001 book Why God Won't Go Away. In it, Andrew Newberg of the University of Pennsylvania Medical Center and the late Eugene D'Aquili found that when Buddhist monks meditate and Franciscan nuns pray, their brain scans show strikingly low activity in the posterior superior parietal lobe, a region the authors have dubbed the orientation association area (OAA). The OAA provides bearings for the body in physical space; people with damage to this area have a difficult time negotiating their way around a house, for instance. When the OAA is booted up and running smoothly, there is a sharp distinction between self and nonself. When the OAA is in sleep mode--as in deep meditation or prayer--that division breaks down, leading to a blurring of the lines between feeling in body and out of body. Perhaps this is what happens to monks who discern a sense of oneness with the universe, or nuns who feel the presence of God, or alien abductees who believe they are floating out of their beds to the mother ship.
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The fate of the paranormal and the supernatural is to be subsumed into the normal and the natural.
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Sometimes trauma can become a trigger. The December 15, 2001, issue of the Lancet published a Dutch study in which 12 percent of 344 cardiac patients resuscitated from clinical death reported near-death experiences, some having a sensation of being out of body, others seeing a light at the end of a tunnel. Some even described speaking to dead relatives. Because the everyday occurrence is of stimuli coming from the outside, when a part of the brain abnormally generates these illusions, another part of the brain interprets them as external events. Hence, the abnormal is thought to be the paranormal.
These studies are only the latest to deliver blows against the belief that mind and spirit are separate from brain and body. In reality, all experience is mediated by the brain. Large brain areas such as the cortex coordinate inputs from smaller brain areas such as the temporal lobes, which themselves collate neural events from still smaller brain modules such as the angular gyrus. Of course, we are not aware of the workings of our own electrochemical systems. What we experience is what philosophers call qualia, or subjective states of thoughts and feelings that arise from a concatenation of neural events.
It is the fate of the paranormal and the supernatural to be subsumed into the normal and the natural. In fact, there is no paranormal or supernatural; there are only the normal and the natural--and mysteries yet to be explained. It is the job of science, not pseudoscience, to solve those puzzles with natural, rather than supernatural, explanations.
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Michael Shermer is publisher of Skeptic (www.skeptic.com) and author of Why People Believe Weird Things.
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Answer 9

Because!
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Answer 10

ur wrong Demons live in Bodies they don't live in natural and superficials objects