MY SON SAIS HIS TOUNGE IS BURNING, HES VERY SICK.... I DONT HAVE A CAR AND NONE OF MY NEIGHBORS ARE HOME FROM WORK!!!! HES GONNA DIE HE JUST PAST OUT SO I TRYED GIVING HIM MORE LYSOL TO WAKE UP.... HE STILL WONT WAKE UP..... IM NOT VERY EDUCATED.....I LIVE IN CANADA TORRONTO IF ANY ONE CAN CALL IT IN!!!!!!!!! I TRIED EVERYTHING, I JUST PUT HIM IN THE TUB FILLED WITH WATER>>>> I HOPE THE WATER WAKES HIM UP!
2007-03-29 07:39:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Hello, Champion! I have good news and bad news! My name is Jay K. I am a doctor in Toronto, Canada. The good news is that I do know how I can save your son. The bad news is it will take three days. Go to a store and buy the biggest amount of lysol you can get. First, you want to pour half of the bottle down his throat. This will smoothen the throat out. It is a soap so it will clean his digestive system. After that, keep his entire body under a bathtub of BOILING water! That means the water must be over 100 Degrees Celcius. And his whole body including his head and especially his eyes must be submerged. He will have to be kept there for three entire days. Each day give him 1/3 of the lysol that is left. After three days, he will awaken under the water feeling good as new!
I hope this helps! Do exactly as I say and your son will be fine.
2007-03-30 13:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Surely this is a joke. I know you're not trying to wake your son up with Lysol. And if he passed out, then a tub of water is not the place for him. If this isn't a joke, then I hope Social Services removes your son from your care. Or should I say 'lack of care'?
2007-03-29 14:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by zil28ennov 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why on earth would you give him Lysol? The fact that you said"more lysol" has me concerned.Why would he have inhaled or ingested lysol in the first place accept to get high and if that is the case...why would you give him more? That is a cleaning and dissinfectant chemical?Are you serious? If this is in anyway serious( which i doubt it is) but if it is..call 911 NOW and get an ambulance. If you have internet then you must have a phone.Even if you don't have a working phone, you will definietly have neighbours in Toronto who can call for you.
2007-03-29 14:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
So you have a computer, and the time to type all of the above, but not a phone to call an ambulance?
You really aren't very smart. You can't even lie well.
2007-03-29 14:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Chelle 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'd be shouting through the window if i had this problem, not come online and waist typing !!
911, or just find any number on a phone book?
or go knock a door of someone any stranger?
make him drink water?
i can't say much, sorry...good luck let us know soon!
2007-03-29 14:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by Spark S 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi there,
If your son is that sick get him to a hospital asap. Call a cab. Hell, if you live downtown Toronto cabs are everywhere! Call 911! You can also call Telehealth at 1.866.797.0000. They may be able to help you until you are able to get your son to see your doctor but I would not wait. If it's that serious go to emergency!
Cheers.
2007-03-29 14:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I hope this a joke. If not call 911. You tried giving him Lysol???? Why??? THats stupid!!!
2007-03-29 14:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by taylorvillegirl 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you have the internet, but you dont have a phone to call 911? My guess is that you do not have a child and for the love of GOD NEVER HAVE ONE!
2007-03-29 14:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Namename 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you're so uneducated to give him Lysol, then how are you possibly on the computer, on Yahoo Answers?
2007-03-29 14:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
call 911
2007-03-29 14:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Allie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋