where bat guano is piled up 100 meters thick. Accumulating at a few millimeters a year, it would have taken much longer than 6,000 or even 10,000 years to get where it is today.
Do you suggest that God created a huge pile of bat **** just to screw with our heads?
2007-03-28 22:30:30 · 18 answers · asked by Brendan G 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aslan, the cave is filled to capacity with bats
2007-03-28 22:43:27 · update #1
And how do they explain that the speed of light shows astronomers the stars and galaxies that existed BILLIONS of years ago? Heck, some of the light in our universe hasn't even reached Earth yet!
2007-03-29 11:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple little question here, for the sake of playing devil's advocate....
Is it absolutely known and shown that it is all guano?
Has someone sectioned through it and confirmed that it is all sh!t? Furthermore, can it be ascertained for sure that it all comes from bats and there wasn't ever anything else living in the cave that does bigger turds or more of them?
Not that I'm questioning the age of the Earth or anything. That would go against my entire Palaeobiology BSc.... And besides... even ice-cores from the Antarctic show the Earth to be older than the creationists claim, and they don't even stem back to the Mesozoic.
2007-03-28 22:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look into the night sky and you see light from stars which are millions of light years away. Scientists presume that the light must have been traveling for millions of years to get here. Seems logical enough but Young Earthers claim that God put the light there when he made the universe, about 6000 years ago.
Oh ye of little faith. A God who can make a young universe appear old can certainly make a great thumping pile of bat shiit.
2007-03-28 22:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When asked to explain how the light from stars millions of light years away could have reached earth if the universe was only a few thousand years old, they replied "The light was all ready on the way when the universe was created." So I'm sure many will say "The guano was all ready thick when the earth was created." Gives new meaning to the word stupid.
2007-03-28 22:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 23:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by thetford 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you provide me with further, vampirical evidence?
I'm almost convinced by your argument, but well, sonar, and yet, so far...
Is it a long walk to the cave? I'll have to get the advice of my Chiroptera before I hike too far.
Okay, I've run out of bat puns. I'll be off.
2007-03-28 22:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by Orac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning the lord made bats the size of the fictional dinosaurs of Darwinists so they crapped a lot more and it was all Holy Crap
2007-03-29 11:00:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fear caused by the rising waters of the Flood gave the bats diarrhea.
2007-03-28 23:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the bats like a curry and a few lagers on a Friday night
2007-03-28 22:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
listen if they are able to rationalize away the fact that light from stars that are millions of light years away is able to be seen with the naked eye, then they can do anything.
They will go with the two classic excuses
- G-d made it that way (again why would G-d want to trick us?)
- Bats were "different" before the flood. (then why dont we have any evidence of that fact?)
2007-03-28 22:40:46 · answer #10 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋