Tell me the funniest joke or tit bite you have!!! I will chose a winner! I don't care what you say. Keep it FUNNY!!!!
2007-03-28 21:20:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says to the other, “Don’t feel bad. I didn’t see it either.”
Ha ha ha… get it? They walked INTO a BAR!
2007-03-28 21:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by maestrosantana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once this incident where I was working with a collegue of mine in a small room. The door of the room made a peculiar creaking noise when its opened.
Me and my collegue were working with our back to the door and i heard the same peculiar creaking sound, I turned back and was surprised to find the door closed, I was very sure I heard the door creak, but the door was closed, I asked my collegue who was grinning when i asked him,
then shyfully he said that it was the not the door creaking which I heard but it was his fart that made the sound......
I just could not stop laughing.....thinking that his butt could actually fart mimicing the sound made by the door....
I actually fell down laughing....
Hope u all will find it funny too....
2007-03-29 05:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny sits on a corner.The reverend comes by,Say's hi Johnny what's cha got there.He replies this here turpentine
is the most powerful liquid in the whole world,the preacher replied,No son the most powerful is holy water ,two drops on a pregnant ladies belly will pass a boy.Johnny replied,**** preacher that ain't nothing two drops this here turpentine on a cat's *** will make it pass a motorcycle
2007-03-29 12:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by jackylberry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man & a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired & fell asleep quickly... Him in the upper bunk & her in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over & gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own freakin' blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
2007-03-29 06:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by Vicky 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day my finance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-03-29 07:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't kill me with your 'fivefingerdeathpunch' but I was just wondering with your hair do if it were possible to ice ski on your head using your you know what as a rudder???
2007-03-29 05:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋