I long to be near his noodly appendage, but I fear I may falter.What should I do?
2007-03-28 18:15:36 · 15 answers · asked by dorkmobile 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
**phew** I was starting to think I was alone in crazy land... thanks fellows FSM'rs...;-)
2007-03-28 18:24:18 · update #1
Drop back 10 yards and punt.
2007-03-28 18:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, much like the Catholics consuming the body of Christ with those little wafers, eating spaghetti only brings you closer to His Noodly Goodness. So Olive Garden is actually a place of worship. As for Hell, that depends. If you are a female, your Hell will be an eternity of serving drunken men who pinch you on your rear as you serve them from the mighty beer volcano. If you are a male, then you have to work in the stripper factory, but you never get to test the merchandise or drink the beer from the volcano because you are fated to eternally be number 8 while they are serving number 7. I hope this helps you. And remember, every Thursday night is FSM night, or, as my family refers to it, spaghetti night. You don't have to wait until then, but try to have some on that night every week. It will help bring back the pirates to acceptable numbers.
2007-03-29 13:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have accepted the FSM into my Pantheon. Having experienced His Noodly Appendages myself, I will tell you that His Noodly Goodness knows no limits. If you falter, he will lift you up.
Our Flying Spaghetti Monster is an awesome Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-03-29 01:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by Praetorian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know what fsm is but i assume it has some thing to do with food but to answer your question yes there is a hell but not as we were tought as children the kingdom of hevan is divided in to 3 houses first is the celestisle which is the highest then is the terrestical and the the telestrial not sure of the spelling sorry and finally the is the spirt prison which serves as hell
2007-03-29 01:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by jse3_1962 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything will be fine.You get to be a supervisor in the stripper factory and lunch times are spent drinking at the beer volcano.
His Noodliness treats everybody equally.
RAmen
2007-03-29 01:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Olive Garden.
2007-03-29 01:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don’t you know that the FSM is a false god? The Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be upon her) will throw the false god and all his followers into the great lake of fire where they will be deep-fried forever. I will pray for you.
2007-03-29 01:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Olive Garden is hell
2007-03-29 01:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by October 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is a Hell, but it isn't as bad as Christian doctrine says it is. The Pastafarian Hell is simply a place of poor culinary taste. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth at the desert menu.
2007-03-29 01:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
JOIN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN HELL,IN THE WISHING WELL OF HELL ,A BOTTOM LESS PIT FOR ALL FALSE PROPHETS
2007-03-29 01:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋