Some of my neighbors have been worshipping Nothing. They have even built a shrine to it. Is Nothing sacred?

Answer 1

ROTFL, your best yet.

I don't know if Nothing is sacred, but with a shrine that good, I'll bet people will stop at Nothing to see it.

Answer 2

Yea, but the man, Mr. Else, across the street from them started praying for something , since nothing is sacred!! I told my brother what is happening and he said "Now is that something else." The moral of the question is "If Nothing is sacred, then something Else will come along."

I always like the retort, "It cost you points for asking a silly question." Right, like they really mean anything. And then some twerps do not have a sense of humor.,

GIVE THE MAN A STAR.

Answer 3

Nothing makes up the largest part of our universe. I dont know about sacred but nothing is the largest entity in existance.
Because the largest entity in existance it should have the largest shrine, and it probably does as it is made on nothing. The entity is part of its own shrine.
No other sacred entity can claim that.
LOL

Answer 4

That sounds like fun, ppl will think I'm nuts.

My old roommate had a "shrine" in the house we rented, never said what to, but put candles, rocks, crystals & other objects.
I didn't care, he never prayed to the stuff.

Answer 5

Nothing is worth believing in.
Nothing can teach us perfect wisdom and perfect morality.
Nothing can end all the war, injustice, poverty and disease that plague mankind.

It is my hope that all the multitudes of the world might someday learn to worship Nothing.

Answer 6

If Everything is sacred, isn't Nothing sacred as well?

Say this three times fast and you'll have your answer. ;-)

Answer 7

Nothing is sacred anymore.

Answer 8

Bless the Void

Answer 9

MUHAHA ask Mr Heidegger, he's sort of an expert on this matter!...

(Norman stop producing that horrific laughter - I, your old mother, am trying to fall asleep!!)

Answer 10

Sounds like a fun neighborhood. Any vacancies?