Am I okay?

Question

I was sitting in a chair typing on the pc to someone. Out of nowhere an overwhelming impulse to drive a car appears. I jump up, shut laptop, grab my almost empty soda and proceed to the door. I start putting my shoes on when I notice I'm wearing pajama pants - can't go out like that! I race to my room, my heart is pounding, my body feels like it's flying. I remember it's cold and throw a sweatshirt on. I get in the car and turn it on. I wait for it to roll backwards down the small grade of cement but it's taking forever! Doh - emergency break on. Phew - problem solved. I start driving - make the first turn - under 10 miles an hour, but I can't focus right anymore. I feel like I almost lose control of the car and realize the road isn't working right. I drive about another mile, still flying. And then it happens. My eyes briefly lose all focus and it goes dark. I open my eyes again and keep driving. And suddenly, a shadow of light hits my eye. It's moving side to side in

About a 3 inch range. I see it to the right twice and then to the left. Wow - huge surge of adrenaline again overcomes me, and I am laughing like crazy. I realize I should not be driving and wonder how this is all happening. I call my sister for entertainment purposes and tell her what’s up. I was so excited! Now, I’m on the other side of town and get off the freeway - too fast! I’m trying to talk and drive and see straight and realize I’m only going 28, not 35. I laugh about this, then tell sis I have to go. Holy crap - the crazy light source or whatever has grown - not 3 inches - we’re talking whizzing back and forth across a 3 foot, at least, radius. To add to this, there are 3 or 4 ‘floating particles’ that are just at the edge of the eye, almost sitting on my eye lash just waiting for me to say hello. Crazy! Okay - have to get home - no more driving.

Then the funniest fuckinng thing - the neighbors - 3-5 beautiful single guys - well I notice a few of their cars in their driveway, so I’m thinking about them. And as I pull up to my driveway, I see them!! 4 of them!!!! They are hunched over a bit, almost like they are ah come on creepin up - I surmise they must be going to get the mail. What the fu$k? It’s after 10 at night and 4 of them!? Hm. So I get closer and OMG, it is so damn funny. The big giant tree at the end of yard is the first guy. Two mini statues are 2 of the guys, and the post holding the house up is a 4th one. Now, how the hell….

Answer 1

I don't think you're ok, I would consult a dr. and don't drive.

Answer 2

Put down the crack pipe and step away.

Answer 3

Hmm.. now that is strange