If I were buried neck deep in wet sand and couldn't move, what would you do to me?, be creative.?

Answer 1

I would go pee pee on you.

Answer 2

I'd find a log to sit against nearby and start watching. We might even chat a bit before the sand begins to compact.
My presence alone should stop the larger wildlife from moving in on you. Even 'pets' are not trustworthy for someone in your position. The sand flea, ants, and such
cause enough discomfort as they slip into ears, nose, etc.
More to worry about is the growing inability to inhale. The
sand grows colder as the tide rolls in. The seep chills the buried portion long before the first touch of wet sweeps up
to deliver a salty kiss. Tides, you know, roll in twice a day and are responsible for moving sand around. Wet sand will probably kill you before drowning occurs but not before passing out from too many shallow breaths. I'll move on once the water rushing back and forth hides your nose in white foam because I don't want to watch the crabs take your eyes. The screeching gulls wheeling around overhead will remain waiting their turn.

Answer 3

I would write the word "DORK" backwards on your forehead with a permanent marker and then put a mirror in front of you in the sand, so you would be able to see it. Next, I would put some underwear on your head. Then I would tell jokes about yo' mama 'til the tide comes in...

At the last possible moment, I would dig you out. Then I would buy you a combo meal at McDonald's and not allow you to supersize it. And we would not be going through the drivethru, so you'd have to go in with your clothes soaking wet and "DORK" on your forehead.

Finally, I implanted a remote control bomb in your brain like they do in Mission Impossible. If you try to remove it, the bomb will detonate. If you tell on me, all I have to do is push the button that opens the trunk of my car on my keyless entry remote and BOOM!!!

I'm not completely heartless. I realize that you need some dry clothes, so I tell you to go into the restroom and wait while I go out to the car to get some clothes from the trunk of my car.

Oops!!! Sorry! Some poor fool working for minimum wage is going to have a big mess to clean up now!

Answer 4

If you are neck deep in wet sand, my a** would stay clear away from you. And anyone stupid enough to try and do something to you would end up next to you, screwed!

Answer 5

I'd pull yer as s out of there and then get some reward for helpin you. Wait wait wait wait. Your a hot girl right?
OH S H IT!!! YER PROLLY SOME PERV WHACKING OFF TO THESE ANSWERS!!!
I would actually put a .45 to your forehead and fire it. Then see how far your brains fly out the back of your head!

Answer 6

Probably push on your forehead to make you open your mouth. Then I would use your teeth as a bottle opener for my bottle of Bud Light. That would, in turn, make your gums bleed which would attract crabs. I would catch the crabs and cook them for dinner while enjoying my beer.

Answer 7

Bury you the rest of the way for being stupid. then put a box around the location for my cat to crap in.

Answer 8

put golf balls on your head and practice getting out of the sand trap

Answer 9

kick sand in your face lol **** that is funny or slap u with some fish that i found in the ocean

Answer 10

My dog, Choo Choo, would know what to do. He'd give you the 'Fire Hydrant' treatment! You'd never be in that predicament again!

Answer 11

You should definately seek professional help.

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