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I have been dating this guy for over a year and hope to marry him, so I would like to play a good memorable joke on him. Do you have any good ideas? Also, please don't say the one about "I'm pregnant". Thanks for your help!!

2007-03-28 16:45:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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I've ALSO been with my boyfriend for over a year and plan on marrying him. : }

Man. I totally forgot about April Fool's Day. Seriously. Thanks for the reminder!!! I better keep a look-out......

Anyways, I found a website that has some April Fool's stuff:
http://www.aprilfoolzone.com/

http://www.kidzworld.com/article/1939-april-fools-practical-jokes-and-pranks

The one I used to do as a kid was get a water bottle and spray it on someone's neck when I "sneeze" behind them. LOL. Simple, but it's funny.

2007-03-28 16:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 1 0

You could get an unused unscented tampon and put it in their coffee or other favorite beverage! It expands and fills up almost the whole cup, but you can't see it till you take a sip! When they pull it out, the look on their face = priceless!

Or you could create an e-mail account on yahoo or something with their own name and send them weird e-mails from it.

You could do the old tape over the mouse, if you have a mouse that has a ball on it. Or tape on the office phone where the phone cradle is... the phone rings, they go to pick it up, and it keeps ringing!

Saran wrap over the toilet bowl.

Fake scratch off lottery tickets, fake letter stating they've been selected for something great or something that scares the sh** out of them!

The possibilities are endless!

2007-03-29 12:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Reserved 6 · 0 0

Forgotten Marriage Trick

1A.- Get some of his friends in on the deal. Have them take him camping or out for some all day activity.
1B.- Or get his work to call him in to work for the day. and then his friends take him somewhere after work.
2.- then get some of your friends over at his place and
move around the furniture.
Clean.
Put Pictures on the walls.
Put a toy box in the living room. disney movies in the Entertainment stand, photo albums and frames on the book shelf.
Put a Double Bed in his room add some dressers,
more pictures, some of your dresses in the Closet.
Make the spare room into a childrens room. Neutral theme
>> Bunk-bed, Toybox, stuffed animals, doll house, the whole works. book shelf with childrens books.
3.- Offer to baby-sit for a close friend who has two kids one boy and one girl. Or borrow one of your neices and nephews. (important - the two kids must have never met your boyfriend before.)make sure they are no older than 5 or 6
Girl - 3 or 4
Boy - 5 or 6
4.- convince the kids to call you Mommy and your boyfriend Daddy for the day. (show them a picture of your boyfriend so they know his face.) usually accomplished with treats.
5.- have the kids playing in the living room for the afternoon.
coloring or watching television.
6.- spend the afternoon making his favorite meal and of course a cake or cookies. wear a nice white blouse and blue long skirt. Remember to wear a wedding ring on you left hand ring-finger.
7. get a friend to digitally alter a photo of so it looks like you and your boyfriend on your wedding day.(Wedding Photo) and alter a photo of you and your boyfriend so the two children are in the picture (Family Photo) hang these in the living room.
8. make up some story about him being in an accident while he was out with his friends. even better if he actually hit his head that day. (you'll need this to explain why he doesn't remember six years of marriage.)
9. when he comes home "call the names of the two children and say "daddy's home!".
("Micheal, Julie, Daddy's home!")
10.- the children should respond with getting up and running to the door screaming "Daddy!" then hugging his legs.
11.- you come out from the kitchen and kiss him on the lips and hug him. tell him dinners almost ready, and then ask him how his day was?
12.- the kids at this time can also show him any drawing they made for him.

the look on his face should be priceless.
and depending on how he takes it
he might really open up to the idea of getting married.
And if he enjoys dinner you could ask him to marry you over a glass of Wine or Champagne later that evening.
either way he should never forget it.

2007-03-28 16:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by Kuraimizu 3 · 0 3

why don't u mail him a letter telling him u decided to move away with this certain guy you've met, therefore u can't be with him anymore....? then, of course make sure ur right there when he reads the letter, but don't let him see u until he's done reading the letter n u've seen his reaction. Tho, be careful, what if he's happy about it?????? :P a friend of mine played this prank on her boyfriend. He cried rivers!!!! it was hilarious! tho I wouldnt like my girlfriend to play this joke on me, ts for sure! i'd die right there! haha

2007-03-28 16:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by ironman 2 · 0 0

hmm.. ill try to make it good.. hmm..

oh okay, tell him you are a lesbo.. go into great detail about "the girl you work with who you have been seeing behind his back for a while now" lol and depending on how he reacts, you can either make him think you want to have a three way, or make him think you are leaving him for the "imaginary girl" lol

or you can "make dinner":
make a really bad dinner, like all burnt and salty and stuff, but make him think you worked so hard on it all day and it was a really complicated recipe.. after he takes 3 bites of it (to show you he loves you) bring out the real dinner you have hidden somewhere.. lol if he tries to suggest ordering a pizza or going out, start crying and make him think he hurt your feelings really bad!! lol i think im actually going to do this one.. my husband likes cheesecake.. im gonna make a "bad cheese cake" and a "good one" for him.. lol

2007-03-28 16:54:40 · answer #5 · answered by Blenderhead 4 · 1 0

A friend of mine sewed up the fly of all of her husband's underwear. I thought that was funny. But I doubt that you'd have the opportunity to do that unless you live together.

2007-03-28 16:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by HoneyBunny 7 · 1 0

how about the one where he walks in and sees you having sex with the guy who works at 7-11?

2007-03-28 16:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

how about you tell him you don't feel the same...that you want to just be friends......its not you it's me.....something like that

2007-03-28 16:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by fox mulder 4 · 0 2

Tell him you're pregnant!

2007-03-28 16:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Faye 2 · 0 3

tell him you have aids

2007-03-28 16:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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